1. pansysky:

    spookytox:

    reaill:

    grimfemme:

    I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

    welp now we know the distinction between the two

    Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

    You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

    DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

    NONE OF US KNEW THAT

    (via sniffing)

     

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  4. nakoshi:

    nakoshi:

    ummmmcool:

    right

    i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder at a single line

    #when porn dialogue is so bad it’s good

    chris what are you talking about that delivery was oscar worthy

    (Source: spookylaureate, via troyesivan)

     

  5. leftyrosenthal:

    e-gay:

    the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

    lmfao I am both of them at the same time

    (Source: vinegod, via dietcondoms)

     


  6. brilliances:

    i hate people who are just friends with you so they can ask for favors and expect you to do everything they ask cause we’re “friends”

    (Source: cartel, via sniffing)

     

  7. laurenjauregei:

    how to be smooth as hell with your crush

    (Source: camliacabello97, via whitedad)

     

  8. (Source: puto1, via penis-hilton)

     

  9. abathingsavage:

    Don’t ever sleep on Zendaya

    (via pieceofmyimagination)

     

  10. michaeldev:

    ssweet-dispositionn:

    weirdo-lesbo:

    dandymotts:

    Tyra Banks ending the life of a homophobe on national tv. 

    It took forever to buffer but oh my WAS IT WORTHY

    YAS

    DAYUMN!

    (via tylernotthecreator)

     

  11. eliaes:

    We need to talk about this.

    (via dietcondoms)

     

  12. weedgrandma:

    everyone should have this attitude 

    Vine By: Zachary Piona

    (via pieceofmyimagination)

     

  13. askfordoodles:

    cuddlyplaguedoctor:

    hellyeahthomassanders:

    Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders

    That’s adorable.

    I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”

    (via haha-l-m-a-o)

     

  14. juilan:

    Because a piece of gum told me to

    (via sniffing)

     

  15. lulz-time:

    How to get late to class like a boss

    impressive

    I REMEMBER SEEING THIS ON TV OMG

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

     
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