1. blasianxbri:


    this gets me so hard

    apparently this was johnny and winona meeting for the first time since they broke up or something

    smh, i still want them to get married lmfao

    (Source: becauseitsjohnnydepp, via inspireordesire)


  2. hellhoundsonthehunt:



    a) how will you cut your nails

    b) how will you remove it

    c) Why would you do this

    d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

    (Source: melaninacorpse, via penis-hilton)



  4. fucktsunderes:

    reading some A+ fanfiction right now

    (via haha-l-m-a-o)


  5. britanymurphy:

    me at a straight boy’s house 

    (via penis-hilton)


  6. wwolfparty:

    when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person


    (via haha-l-m-a-o)



  8. slutframing:

    There is no lie detected

    (via penis-hilton)


  9. xxxkit:

    imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

    (Source: asscrab, via ramendoodle)


  10. sixpathsofbased:


    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    Samsung is taking shots

    (via foodless)


  11. steveisoncrack:


    To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

    Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

    …I had plans today but now.

    (Source: epochayur)


  12. hhantu:


    My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

    i cant believe your mom is a fish

    (via haha-l-m-a-o)


  13. deadxlast:


    you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe


    Oh my fucking god

    (via haha-l-m-a-o)


  14. oliveoilorangejuice:

    have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think


    oh no

    (via vgperez)


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