1. (Source: lavender-ice, via vgperez)

     


  2. chromeofficial:

    when u hear someone singing frozen in public

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    (via penis-hilton)

     

  3. unlucid:

    nocive:

    meanwhile in Afghanistan

    never gets old

    (via dietcondoms)

     


  4. dinkweed:

    i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

    (Source: friendzonked, via dietcondoms)

     


  5. piercethemen:

    I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

    (via dietcondoms)

     

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  7. (Source: lamestlatina, via dietcondoms)

     


  8. emmugh:

    I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

    (via cumfort)

     


  9. black-frostbite:

    shubbabang:

    I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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    And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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    gets in that space

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    and you just

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    Holy fuck finally someone who understands

    (via epic-humor)

     

  10. (Source: owmeex, via epic-humor)

     


  11. taco-bell-rey:

    when people who can’t sing never stop singing

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    (via sniffing)

     

  12. annicron:

    look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

    it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

    (via dietcondoms)

     

  13. narputo:

    If I were Miss Piggy I would’ve said “I don’t know is it?”

    (Source: prostitutionhoe, via dietcondoms)

     

  14. kittenpatches:

    If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

    (Source: molebucks, via cumfort)

     


  15. islette:

    if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

    (via cumfort)

     
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